Surrealist Games II
Ben Folds Five - Emaline (click photo to listen)
Emaline and I played some surrealist games (see previous post for explanation).
What is a black hole?
It’s what you get when you milk a dog.If a woman were to hypothetically leave the kitchen,
Someone’s mother will most certainly swim into the deep end of the pool.
After these, there were a few brilliant, really on-target ones, but I managed to lose them.
What is crunk-metal folk-dragon viking warrior electronic ambientcore?
It’s the nicest trick a javelina on a skateboard can do.
Intermission:
Emaline: sorry for delay.
Emaline: went downstairs looking for something, forgot what, hung out trying to remember
Emaline: then forgot I was talking to you
Emaline: and now I just remembered it
me: haha
Emaline: I still don’t know why I went down there, though
Emaline: oh! my computer cord!
Emaline: argh, okay, brb
Act II:
When all of the church’s candles finally melt,
The dinosaurs will come back to life and start eating all the babies.
(me: second coming?
Emaline: could be the third for all we know. or twenty-fifth!)
Side question: What does one do in Belarus during the winter?
Emaline: become a great author
Emaline: isn’t that what all russians do?
me: I’m going to blog
Sometimes things don’t really work out:
What is the last second of dusk?
It’s when two midgets ride the mechanical bull covered in liquid latex.
